The Hills - Season Three - Buy from Amazon
This show is described as a guilty pleasure by most fans. However, I get no pleasure watching it.
As I have mentioned early in this week's report, I hate reality TV, and while this show is not among the most soul-crushing of the genre, it is close. The most soul-crushing of the genre are the ones where average people do humiliating things for a tiny amount of money. This is the second most soul-crushing type of reality TV series, the one where they take a bunch of people who are nowhere near interesting enough to appear on TV, and follow them around with a bunch of cameras. The four leads, Lauren, Kelly, Heidi, and Whitney, simply don't have the charisma to carry a TV series, and their lives are rather boring as well. (Perhaps that's why MTV keeps setting things up. Yes, this is a reality TV series that doesn't have a whole lot of reality.) Plots this season including new jobs, breakups, internet rumors, hooking back up, moving in together, potential marriages, and more. I'm sure fans of the show couldn't turn away, but I couldn't wait till the season ended.
Extras on the 4-disc set are found on the fourth disc and start with just over 40 minutes of deleted scenes, which is equivalent to two whole episodes. There are also nearly 40 minutes of interviews with the four leads and the four also sit down to do commentary on select scenes, but not all together. Again, it's close to 40 minutes in length in total. There is an 8-part, 46-minute series called Fashion: The Live and finally a bizarre 2-minute scene of the show done in virtual life.
If I had friends that were this annoying, I would have stopped being their friends a long time ago. That said, I am not the target audience for The Hills, and if you like the show and bought the previous seasons, there's no reason to change with Season Three. Personally, I can't wait for this trend to end and for networks to stop having so many reality TV series on and for MTV to go back to playing music every once and a while.
Inglorious Bastards - Buy from Amazon: Single-Disc DVD or 3-Disc Special Edtion
Many of you have probably heard the name Inglorious Bastards recently. That's because it is Quentin Tarantino's next movie as the auteur is remaking this 1970s Italian World War II film, which itself felt like a shameless rip-off of The Dirty Dozen. It's not a bad movie, but it's reputation as a cult classic is a bit exaggerated. That said, it is still worth checking out. As for the two releases, the Single-Disc DVD has an audio commentary track and an interview while the 3-Disc Special Edtion has that, a nearly feature-length making-of featurette, a tour of some of the locations, and finally a CD with four of the original songs from the soundtrack. The 3-Disc Special Edtion is almost exactly 50% more and the two additional discs don't offer a lot more than you could find on many single-disc releases. Even so, it is likely worth the extra cost for fans of the movie, while others should give it a rental first.
Law & Order - Special Victims Unit - The Seventh Year - Buy from Amazon
Great show, weak DVD releases. Also, it is not a show that has a lot of replay value, because once you know who did it, it's not as interesting to watch. The curse of all police procedural shows.
The Lost Boys 2: The Tribe - Buy from Amazon: DVD or Blu-ray
A direct-to-DVD sequel to a film that came out more than 20 years ago. And it is not like The Lost Boys was a huge hit when it first came out. Granted, it is one of the best vampire movies out there, but it was not a big hit theatrically. However, it earned its audience on the home market. Now, The Lost Boys 2: The Tribe is trying to do the same. ... I don't think it's going to work. So far the reviews have been nearly universally bad. Granted, not everyone is eviscerating the film, but when calling the movie mediocre feels like a compliment, there are problems. The main problem here is it feels like a remake and not a sequel. Extras include a couple of featurettes, an alternate ending, and a few music videos. The Blu-ray adds nothing more at 40% more money. Can't recommend buying either, but a rental might not be a bad idea. Also coming out this week is The Lost Boys on Blu-ray, which is worth picking up, even though there are no additional extras to be found.
Mardi Gras: Made in China - Buy from Amazon
A documentary about the plastic beads used in Mardi Gras to get women to flash their breasts. Turns out they are made in China (what isn't) and the filmmakers travel there to see what the factory workers think of how the products they spend so much time working on are used in the States. That's not the only thing the film talks about, but it is the hook used to get into a discussion on globalization. The film didn't earn great reviews, but it is still worth checking out. Add in an audio commentary track and some extra scenes, and it is worth picking up over just renting.
Marigold - Buy from Amazon
One of the latest Hollywood attempts to do Bollywood. These rarely go well, and this one is no different. It is really hard to describe the appeal of Bollywood films, but you know it when it is missing. And it is missing here. Additionally, the extras are weak with just a making-of featurette and for most a rental will be enough. More than enough. The term, "skippable" comes to mind.
Masters of Horror - Season Two Box Set - Buy from Amazon
All 11 episodes from the second and last season of the horror anthology show, sold in a cool plastic skull. At least I think it is cool; not everyone seems to agree. I do have some concerns with how well the DVDs will be protected, but that's another matter altogether. Also, I doubt the Blu-ray release is far behind, which might be worth waiting for if you are a fan of the show. (I thought this was coming out last week, but I made a mistake. Still, it's better than missing it the week it does come out.)
Naruto The Movie 2: Legend of the Stone of Gelel - Buy from Amazon
I know almost nothing about this show other than I've played the fighting game with my nephew. Or to be more accurate, he beat me senseless while playing the fighting game. However, it seems to be very popular, so I thought I'd mention it.
Never Back Down - Buy from Amazon: DVD or Blu-ray
I described this film as Bloodsport meets The O.C., and I stand by that description. In fact, it might be too generous for the film. As for the DVD, it is better than I would have predicted given its short theatrical run and includes an audio commentary track, deleted scenes, a featurette on Mixed Martial Arts, a few more on training for the fights, choreographing the fights, etc. And the Blu-ray offers all of that and a multi-angle look at some of the fights, and for a dollar less than the DVD. If you liked the movie, it is worth picking up, but for the rest of us, it is worth a rental, at the most.
Outfoxed - Rupert Murdoch's War on Journalism - Buy from Amazon
Wow. The timing on this release is amazing. Just recently Scott McClellan admitted the White House sent talking points to Fox News commentators, so this release is very aptly timed. Granted, this documentary is about as balanced as Fox News, but it is hard to dispute the evidence they provide. This new DVD release includes updates on new attacks, including going after Obama for being a secret Muslim, an attack that was debunked well before Fox stopped talking about it. (On a side note, I recently read a poll where 1% of Americans thought Obama was Jewish. I think I'll start a rumor that he is Hindi and later start one that says he's Buddhist, just so the five major religions are covered.) Overall the documentary is very convincing for anyone except the most hardcore conservatives, and those people will never see it anyway. For everyone else it is at least worth a rental, while the farther to the left you lean, the more likely the DVD is worth a purchase.
- C.S.Strowbridge
Date posted: 2008-07-29