Ghost House Underground - Blu-ray - Buy from Amazon: The Children, Offspring, Seventh Moon, and The Thaw
Four
horror films hitting High Definition. These are mostly independent films, one from the
U.K., that very few people have heard of. The are also coming out on DVD this week, but I only have the high definition editions to review.
The Children - Buy from Amazon: DVD or Blu-ray
It's Christmas Eve and Elaine & Jonah drive up to her sister's with their three kids to spend the holiday with Chloe & Robbie and their two kids. The eldest of the three kids, Casey, isn't happy about being there because there was a big party she wanted to go to. She's an outsider in the group because she is too old to play with the four younger kids, but too young to socialize with the four adults. (Although there's a definite creepy uncle vibe going on with Robbie.) The youngest of Elaine & Jonah, Paulie, is feeling sick from flu-like symptoms. But this is not your typical flu that just involved a bunch of puking, and when the rest of the kids start to become infected... and that's really all I'm comfortable in saying, as I can't describe the movie more without getting into unacceptable spoiler territory.
This is the only movie of the bunch to have reviews over on Rotten Tomatoes, and I'm not surprised, as it was the only film out of the four that I had heard about before they arrived to review. Even then I only knew very little about the movie, which is the best way to going into the film. It's an atmospheric little gem that builds tension effectively; we the audience quickly see there's something wrong here, but the filmmakers seem content with letting the unease grow naturally instead of gore for a lot of quick and gory kills. (That is not to say there are no gory kills, but the film builds slowly towards them.) The acting is also strong here, including the cast of kids. Hannah Tointon is great as Casey, the outsider, who never wanted to be there in the first place. She's the first to figure out something is wrong, and the first who realizes deadly force might be necessary to defend themselves. And if it weren't for the little kids (Raffiella Brooks, Jake Hathaway, William Howes and Eva Sayer) being so effective, this movie would have been a joke.
As of for the extras, there's no audio commentary track, but there are several making of featurettes, including an overall one, one featuring on the child actors, the set locations, the special effects, etc. They are your typical mix of talking heads, behind-the-scenes footage, and clips from the movie and run close to an hour in total. There are also three deleted / alternative scenes with a total running time of just under six minutes. Unfortunately, none of them are presented in High Definition. Speaking of High Definition, the video looks very good, especially for a low-budget film. Perhaps not among the best I've seen, but solid. The audio is more toward the average side, but effective nonetheless.
Offspring - Buy from Amazon: DVD or Blu-ray
Off in the woods of Maine there have been mysterious disappearances for more than a hundred years. Brutal unsolved murders and kidnappings, the most recent about a decade ago and now it appears there's another. In this situation we see a couple with a new baby welcoming a friend and her young son. She's trying to rebuild her life after being left by her abusive husband, who is on the run after embezzling money from work and owing hundreds of thousands of dollars to the IRS. However, the husband decides he wants to reconcile and get back together and despite a restraining order, he's on his way. Now these two brutal forces converge on this one home and it's just a matter how which hits first.
This movie is everything The Children isn't, and that's not a good thing. There's no tension, because the film jumps right into the gore. The characters are uninteresting and a lot of acting is amateur. It doesn't even get the gore right, because the whole film looks so cheap. It's hard to sit through, but not because it's an unrelenting intense film, but because it's just so stupid.
Extras include an audio commentary track, a 21-minute making of featurette, a 3-minute featurette bailing out one of the actors and how one of the crew was nearly pressed into action as a cannibal. Finally, there are 8 behind-the-scenes webisodes, but they are mostly too short to have any replay value. As for the technical presentation, neither the video nor the audio impresses. It's one of the cheapest looking Blu-rays I've reviewed. I can't imagine the DVD looks much worse than this.
Seventh Moon - Buy from Amazon: DVD or Blu-ray
Based on a Chinese myth where the spirits are free to roam the Earth during the full moon of the seventh lunar month. The film tells the story of a couple honeymooning in Hong Kong, Melissa and Yul. While being driven to Yul's parents in rural China, their driver, Ping, gets lost and steps out of the car and into a nearby village for directions. When he doesn't return after an hour, the pair decide to investigate, but what they find is a little disturbing. The place appears to be deserted, but there are live animal sacrifices, presumably to the spirits. When they return to the car, they find it covered in blood, and they decide to get out of there, and fast.
This film was written and directed by Eduardo Sánchez, who previously made The Blair Witch Project, and you can tell. The use of handheld POV shots is very prominent here, which is supposed to help draw people in and make them feel like they are part of the action. It just makes me want to take a Dramamine and buy the filmmakers a steadicam. It's a real distraction, at least in my opinion. Others might like that style of filmmaking more. I did like most of the rest of the movie, as it had good atmosphere, and some good scares. There's not a lot of gore, nor are there many jump scares, but the tension builds well throughout.
Extras on the DVD include an audio commentary track with Eduardo Sánchez and Amy Smart. It's not particularly energetic, but there's enough information that it is worth listening to. Up next is a 12-minute making of featurette that is mostly behind-the-scenes footage. The Pale Figures talks about the spirits and how they were conceived. Finally, there is The Mysteries of the Seventh Month, which talks about the mythology that helped inspire the movie. All three featurettes are presented in high definition, although the last one is filmed like it was an old educational movie, so the quality is intentionally poor. As for the actual movie, the video is a mixed bag. Early shots of the city looked amazing, but once the action starts, much of the video is blurry, choppy, etc., which is not the best way to show off High Definition. The audio is a little better, but not that strong.
The Thaw - Buy from Amazon: DVD or Blu-ray
Val Kilmer stars as Dr. Kruipen, a famed environmentalist who is currently working in the arctic studying the effects of global warming. He and his group come across an underweight polar bear eating something in the remains of a rapidly melting glacier, but what it is eating is what causes them to react the most. It's the frozen remains of a wholly mammoth. Meanwhile, a group of students, and his estranged daughter, are travelling up to study with them as part of a college course. However, the wholly mammoth appears to have been infected with a parasite that has remained frozen for thousands of years and is now it is infecting the people. Can these people survive long enough to get back to civilization and get medical attention? Should they even try to get back to civilization? Or do they need to do what it takes just to keep the parasites from spreading?
This is a horror film with elements of science fiction and an environmental theme. Most of the elements work, although the environmental theme could have been toned down, which would have made it more effective. The acting is mostly good, but be warned Val Kilmer is barely in it so most of the heavy-lifting in that regard goes to Martha MacIsaac, who plays his daughter, and Aaron Ashmore, who plays one of the students. Most of the horror comes from the people turning on each other, but the CG bugs are effectively creepy when they come out later in the movie. That said, while the film is good, it is not great, and the replay value is limited.
Extras are even more limited with just a 13-minute making of featurette. The audio and video quality are mixed; there's nothing special with either, but there were no serious flaws either. Middle of the road.
Of the four Ghost House Underground releases that come out this week, The Children is the best and is worth owning. Seventh Moon and The Thaw are worth checking out, but it is likely that a rental will be enough. On the other hand, Offspring should be avoided at all costs.