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Chalk up Another one for the Conspiracy Junkies

September 24th, 2003

In a previous story published on an earlier date on a similar website, it would appear that an oversight might have been made. But despite initial appearances, the absence of Bubba Ho-Tep on the Per Theatre Average wrap-up was not an error on my part but the result of a vast government conspiracy. Obviously the story hit too close to home and the Men in Black worked hard to conceal Bubba Ho-Tep's $17,818 per theatre average. This figure not only scared those who know the truth, but was also good enough for second place.

And for the record, tin foil hats actually work like an antenna and make your thoughts easier to hear.

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