If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (2025)
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| Theatrical Performance | ||
| Domestic Box Office | $1,101,149 | Details |
| International Box Office | $399,733 | |
| Worldwide Box Office | $1,500,882 | |
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Synopsis
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Metrics
| Opening Weekend: | $89,164 (8.1% of total gross) |
| Legs: | 6.23 (domestic box office/biggest weekend) |
| Domestic Share: | 73.4% (domestic box office/worldwide) |
| Theater counts: | 4 opening theaters/261 max. theaters, 2.0 weeks average run per theater |
| Infl. Adj. Dom. BO | $1,101,149 |
Movie Details
| Domestic Releases: | October 10th, 2025 (Limited) by A24 |
| International Releases: | November 13th, 2025 (Limited) (Australia)
November 20th, 2025 (Limited), released as If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (Я бы тебя пнула, если бы могла) (Russia (CIS)) December 18th, 2025 (Limited) (Netherlands) January 1st, 2026 (Limited), released as Se eu tivesse pernas, eu te chutaria (Brazil) January 9th, 2026 (Limited), released as Te-aș lovi, dar n-am picioare (Romania) |
| Video Release: | November 18th, 2025 |
| MPA Rating: | R for language, some drug use and bloody images. (Rating bulletin 2862 (cert #55033), 11/27/2024) |
| Running Time: | 113 minutes |
| Film festival: | Sundance Film Festival 2025 |
| Plot point: | Abandoned Child, Boss From Hell, Depression, Dysfunctional Family, Medical and Hospitals, Sick Child, Therapist |
| Subgenre: | Comedy Drama |
| Source: | Original Screenplay |
| Genre: | Comedy |
| Production Method: | Live Action |
| Creative Type: | Contemporary Fiction |
| Production/Financing Companies: | A24, Central Pictures, Fat City |
| Production Countries: | United States |
| Languages: | English |
Weekend Box Office Performance
| Date | Rank | Gross | % Change | Theaters | Per Theater | Total Gross | Week |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Oct 10, 2025 | - | $89,164 | 4 | $22,291 | $89,164 | 1 | |
| Oct 17, 2025 | - | $156,951 | +76% | 25 | $6,278 | $293,570 | 2 |
| Oct 24, 2025 | - | $152,477 | -3% | 64 | $2,382 | $527,556 | 3 |
| Oct 31, 2025 | - | $176,671 | +16% | 261 | $677 | $794,593 | 4 |
| Nov 7, 2025 | - | $60,995 | -65% | 112 | $545 | $1,009,056 | 5 |
| Nov 14, 2025 | - | $19,422 | -68% | 38 | $511 | $1,079,102 | 6 |
| Nov 21, 2025 | - | $7,397 | -62% | 16 | $462 | $1,096,244 | 7 |
Daily Box Office Performance
| Date | Rank | Gross | %YD | %LW | Theaters | Per Theater | Total Gross | Days |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Oct 10, 2025 | - | $21,263 | 4 | $5,316 | $21,263 | 1 | ||
| Oct 11, 2025 | - | $36,703 | +73% | 4 | $9,176 | $57,966 | 2 | |
| Oct 12, 2025 | - | $31,198 | -15% | 4 | $7,800 | $89,164 | 3 | |
| Oct 13, 2025 | - | $11,417 | -63% | 4 | $2,854 | $100,581 | 4 | |
| Oct 17, 2025 | - | $59,578 | +180% | 25 | $2,383 | $196,197 | 8 | |
| Oct 18, 2025 | - | $62,192 | +4% | +69% | 25 | $2,488 | $258,389 | 9 |
| Oct 19, 2025 | - | $35,181 | -43% | +13% | 25 | $1,407 | $293,570 | 10 |
| Oct 20, 2025 | - | $18,001 | -49% | +58% | 25 | $720 | $311,571 | 11 |
| Oct 21, 2025 | - | $22,512 | +25% | 25 | $900 | $334,083 | 12 | |
| Oct 22, 2025 | - | $21,346 | -5% | 25 | $854 | $355,429 | 13 | |
| Oct 23, 2025 | - | $19,650 | -8% | 25 | $786 | $375,079 | 14 | |
| Oct 24, 2025 | - | $39,338 | +100% | -34% | 64 | $615 | $414,417 | 15 |
| Oct 25, 2025 | - | $62,855 | +60% | +1% | 64 | $982 | $477,272 | 16 |
| Oct 26, 2025 | - | $50,284 | -20% | +43% | 64 | $786 | $527,556 | 17 |
| Oct 27, 2025 | - | $21,376 | -57% | +19% | 64 | $334 | $548,932 | 18 |
| Oct 28, 2025 | - | $24,256 | +13% | +8% | 64 | $379 | $573,188 | 19 |
| Oct 29, 2025 | - | $22,016 | -9% | +3% | 64 | $344 | $595,204 | 20 |
| Oct 30, 2025 | - | $22,718 | +3% | +16% | 64 | $355 | $617,922 | 21 |
| Oct 31, 2025 | - | $34,713 | +53% | -12% | 261 | $133 | $652,635 | 22 |
| Nov 1, 2025 | - | $76,734 | +121% | +22% | 261 | $294 | $729,369 | 23 |
| Nov 2, 2025 | - | $65,224 | -15% | +30% | 261 | $250 | $794,593 | 24 |
| Nov 3, 2025 | - | $37,845 | -42% | +77% | 261 | $145 | $832,438 | 25 |
| Nov 4, 2025 | - | $45,414 | +20% | +87% | 261 | $174 | $877,852 | 26 |
| Nov 5, 2025 | - | $39,672 | -13% | +80% | 261 | $152 | $917,524 | 27 |
| Nov 6, 2025 | - | $30,537 | -23% | +34% | 261 | $117 | $948,061 | 28 |
| Nov 7, 2025 | - | $16,240 | -47% | -53% | 112 | $145 | $964,301 | 29 |
| Nov 8, 2025 | - | $24,864 | +53% | -68% | 112 | $222 | $989,165 | 30 |
| Nov 9, 2025 | - | $19,891 | -20% | -70% | 112 | $178 | $1,009,056 | 31 |
| Nov 10, 2025 | - | $12,656 | -36% | -67% | 112 | $113 | $1,021,712 | 32 |
| Nov 11, 2025 | - | $16,128 | +27% | -64% | 112 | $144 | $1,037,840 | 33 |
| Nov 12, 2025 | - | $11,872 | -26% | -70% | 112 | $106 | $1,049,712 | 34 |
| Nov 13, 2025 | - | $9,968 | -16% | -67% | 112 | $89 | $1,059,680 | 35 |
| Nov 14, 2025 | - | $6,542 | -34% | -60% | 38 | $172 | $1,066,222 | 36 |
| Nov 15, 2025 | - | $7,125 | +9% | -71% | 38 | $188 | $1,073,347 | 37 |
| Nov 16, 2025 | - | $5,755 | -19% | -71% | 38 | $151 | $1,079,102 | 38 |
| Nov 21, 2025 | - | $1,875 | -71% | 16 | $117 | $1,090,722 | 43 | |
| Nov 22, 2025 | - | $3,124 | +67% | -56% | 16 | $195 | $1,093,846 | 44 |
| Nov 23, 2025 | - | $2,398 | -23% | -58% | 16 | $150 | $1,096,244 | 45 |
| Nov 24, 2025 | - | $1,121 | -53% | 16 | $70 | $1,097,365 | 46 | |
| Nov 25, 2025 | - | $1,640 | +46% | 16 | $103 | $1,099,005 | 47 | |
| Nov 26, 2025 | - | $1,008 | -39% | 16 | $63 | $1,100,013 | 48 | |
| Nov 27, 2025 | - | $1,136 | +13% | 16 | $71 | $1,101,149 | 49 |
Weekly Box Office Performance
| Date | Rank | Gross | % Change | Theaters | Per Theater | Total Gross | Week |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Oct 10, 2025 | 25 | $136,619 | 4 | $34,155 | $136,619 | 1 | |
| Oct 17, 2025 | 22 | $238,460 | +75% | 25 | $9,538 | $375,079 | 2 |
| Oct 24, 2025 | 23 | $242,843 | +2% | 64 | $3,794 | $617,922 | 3 |
| Oct 31, 2025 | 23 | $330,139 | +36% | 261 | $1,265 | $948,061 | 4 |
| Nov 7, 2025 | 29 | $111,619 | -66% | 112 | $997 | $1,059,680 | 5 |
| Nov 14, 2025 | 40 | $29,167 | -74% | 38 | $768 | $1,088,847 | 6 |
| Nov 21, 2025 | 35 | $12,302 | -58% | 16 | $769 | $1,101,149 | 7 |
Full financial estimates for this film, including domestic and international box office, video sales, video rentals, TV and ancillary revenue are available through our research services. For more information, please contact us at research@the-numbers.com.
Synopsis
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Metrics
| Opening Weekend: | $89,164 (8.1% of total gross) |
| Legs: | 6.23 (domestic box office/biggest weekend) |
| Domestic Share: | 73.4% (domestic box office/worldwide) |
| Theater counts: | 4 opening theaters/261 max. theaters, 2.0 weeks average run per theater |
| Infl. Adj. Dom. BO | $1,101,149 |
Movie Details
| Domestic Releases: | October 10th, 2025 (Limited) by A24 |
| International Releases: | November 13th, 2025 (Limited) (Australia)
November 20th, 2025 (Limited), released as If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (Я бы тебя пнула, если бы могла) (Russia (CIS)) December 18th, 2025 (Limited) (Netherlands) January 1st, 2026 (Limited), released as Se eu tivesse pernas, eu te chutaria (Brazil) January 9th, 2026 (Limited), released as Te-aș lovi, dar n-am picioare (Romania) |
| Video Release: | November 18th, 2025 |
| MPA Rating: | R for language, some drug use and bloody images. (Rating bulletin 2862 (cert #55033), 11/27/2024) |
| Running Time: | 113 minutes |
| Film festival: | Sundance Film Festival 2025 |
| Plot point: | Abandoned Child, Boss From Hell, Depression, Dysfunctional Family, Medical and Hospitals, Sick Child, Therapist |
| Subgenre: | Comedy Drama |
| Source: | Original Screenplay |
| Genre: | Comedy |
| Production Method: | Live Action |
| Creative Type: | Contemporary Fiction |
| Production/Financing Companies: | A24, Central Pictures, Fat City |
| Production Countries: | United States |
| Languages: | English |
Weekend Box Office Performance
| Date | Rank | Gross | % Change | Theaters | Per Theater | Total Gross | Week |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Oct 10, 2025 | - | $89,164 | 4 | $22,291 | $89,164 | 1 | |
| Oct 17, 2025 | - | $156,951 | +76% | 25 | $6,278 | $293,570 | 2 |
| Oct 24, 2025 | - | $152,477 | -3% | 64 | $2,382 | $527,556 | 3 |
| Oct 31, 2025 | - | $176,671 | +16% | 261 | $677 | $794,593 | 4 |
| Nov 7, 2025 | - | $60,995 | -65% | 112 | $545 | $1,009,056 | 5 |
| Nov 14, 2025 | - | $19,422 | -68% | 38 | $511 | $1,079,102 | 6 |
| Nov 21, 2025 | - | $7,397 | -62% | 16 | $462 | $1,096,244 | 7 |
Daily Box Office Performance
| Date | Rank | Gross | %YD | %LW | Theaters | Per Theater | Total Gross | Days |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Oct 10, 2025 | - | $21,263 | 4 | $5,316 | $21,263 | 1 | ||
| Oct 11, 2025 | - | $36,703 | +73% | 4 | $9,176 | $57,966 | 2 | |
| Oct 12, 2025 | - | $31,198 | -15% | 4 | $7,800 | $89,164 | 3 | |
| Oct 13, 2025 | - | $11,417 | -63% | 4 | $2,854 | $100,581 | 4 | |
| Oct 17, 2025 | - | $59,578 | +180% | 25 | $2,383 | $196,197 | 8 | |
| Oct 18, 2025 | - | $62,192 | +4% | +69% | 25 | $2,488 | $258,389 | 9 |
| Oct 19, 2025 | - | $35,181 | -43% | +13% | 25 | $1,407 | $293,570 | 10 |
| Oct 20, 2025 | - | $18,001 | -49% | +58% | 25 | $720 | $311,571 | 11 |
| Oct 21, 2025 | - | $22,512 | +25% | 25 | $900 | $334,083 | 12 | |
| Oct 22, 2025 | - | $21,346 | -5% | 25 | $854 | $355,429 | 13 | |
| Oct 23, 2025 | - | $19,650 | -8% | 25 | $786 | $375,079 | 14 | |
| Oct 24, 2025 | - | $39,338 | +100% | -34% | 64 | $615 | $414,417 | 15 |
| Oct 25, 2025 | - | $62,855 | +60% | +1% | 64 | $982 | $477,272 | 16 |
| Oct 26, 2025 | - | $50,284 | -20% | +43% | 64 | $786 | $527,556 | 17 |
| Oct 27, 2025 | - | $21,376 | -57% | +19% | 64 | $334 | $548,932 | 18 |
| Oct 28, 2025 | - | $24,256 | +13% | +8% | 64 | $379 | $573,188 | 19 |
| Oct 29, 2025 | - | $22,016 | -9% | +3% | 64 | $344 | $595,204 | 20 |
| Oct 30, 2025 | - | $22,718 | +3% | +16% | 64 | $355 | $617,922 | 21 |
| Oct 31, 2025 | - | $34,713 | +53% | -12% | 261 | $133 | $652,635 | 22 |
| Nov 1, 2025 | - | $76,734 | +121% | +22% | 261 | $294 | $729,369 | 23 |
| Nov 2, 2025 | - | $65,224 | -15% | +30% | 261 | $250 | $794,593 | 24 |
| Nov 3, 2025 | - | $37,845 | -42% | +77% | 261 | $145 | $832,438 | 25 |
| Nov 4, 2025 | - | $45,414 | +20% | +87% | 261 | $174 | $877,852 | 26 |
| Nov 5, 2025 | - | $39,672 | -13% | +80% | 261 | $152 | $917,524 | 27 |
| Nov 6, 2025 | - | $30,537 | -23% | +34% | 261 | $117 | $948,061 | 28 |
| Nov 7, 2025 | - | $16,240 | -47% | -53% | 112 | $145 | $964,301 | 29 |
| Nov 8, 2025 | - | $24,864 | +53% | -68% | 112 | $222 | $989,165 | 30 |
| Nov 9, 2025 | - | $19,891 | -20% | -70% | 112 | $178 | $1,009,056 | 31 |
| Nov 10, 2025 | - | $12,656 | -36% | -67% | 112 | $113 | $1,021,712 | 32 |
| Nov 11, 2025 | - | $16,128 | +27% | -64% | 112 | $144 | $1,037,840 | 33 |
| Nov 12, 2025 | - | $11,872 | -26% | -70% | 112 | $106 | $1,049,712 | 34 |
| Nov 13, 2025 | - | $9,968 | -16% | -67% | 112 | $89 | $1,059,680 | 35 |
| Nov 14, 2025 | - | $6,542 | -34% | -60% | 38 | $172 | $1,066,222 | 36 |
| Nov 15, 2025 | - | $7,125 | +9% | -71% | 38 | $188 | $1,073,347 | 37 |
| Nov 16, 2025 | - | $5,755 | -19% | -71% | 38 | $151 | $1,079,102 | 38 |
| Nov 21, 2025 | - | $1,875 | -71% | 16 | $117 | $1,090,722 | 43 | |
| Nov 22, 2025 | - | $3,124 | +67% | -56% | 16 | $195 | $1,093,846 | 44 |
| Nov 23, 2025 | - | $2,398 | -23% | -58% | 16 | $150 | $1,096,244 | 45 |
| Nov 24, 2025 | - | $1,121 | -53% | 16 | $70 | $1,097,365 | 46 | |
| Nov 25, 2025 | - | $1,640 | +46% | 16 | $103 | $1,099,005 | 47 | |
| Nov 26, 2025 | - | $1,008 | -39% | 16 | $63 | $1,100,013 | 48 | |
| Nov 27, 2025 | - | $1,136 | +13% | 16 | $71 | $1,101,149 | 49 |
Weekly Box Office Performance
| Date | Rank | Gross | % Change | Theaters | Per Theater | Total Gross | Week |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Oct 10, 2025 | 25 | $136,619 | 4 | $34,155 | $136,619 | 1 | |
| Oct 17, 2025 | 22 | $238,460 | +75% | 25 | $9,538 | $375,079 | 2 |
| Oct 24, 2025 | 23 | $242,843 | +2% | 64 | $3,794 | $617,922 | 3 |
| Oct 31, 2025 | 23 | $330,139 | +36% | 261 | $1,265 | $948,061 | 4 |
| Nov 7, 2025 | 29 | $111,619 | -66% | 112 | $997 | $1,059,680 | 5 |
| Nov 14, 2025 | 40 | $29,167 | -74% | 38 | $768 | $1,088,847 | 6 |
| Nov 21, 2025 | 35 | $12,302 | -58% | 16 | $769 | $1,101,149 | 7 |
Full financial estimates for this film, including domestic and international box office, video sales, video rentals, TV and ancillary revenue are available through our research services. For more information, please contact us at research@the-numbers.com.