Warning: This Blu-ray does not come out this week and makes its home market debut on the 6th. However, the Blu-ray screener arrived late, hence the delay in the review.
Disaster Movie - Unrated Blu-ray - Buy from Amazon
The latest, and hopefully last film from the writing / directing team of Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg. The duo have made four movies to date: Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, and now Disaster Movie. Combined these four films have earned a total of eight positive review on Rotten Tomatoes. Eight. This particular installment earned one positive review. One. Quite frankly, That's one more positive review than this film deserves.
Usually this is the part of the spotlight review where I describe the plot. But there's no point with this movie, because the movie really has no plot worth talking about. It is merely a collection of reverences to other movies, many of which were not even out in theaters while this movie was being made. So essentially, they were spoofing movie trailers. And given that issue, they still made the film feel shallow in comparison. The writing was awful, with every single attempts at humor falling flat. What's worse, most of these jokes are usually then held for a beat too long, which turns a lame joke into something that was painful to experience. This, however, was expected. What I found that was shocking was how poorly the film looked. The special effects were terrible, especially the parody of Alvin and the Chipmunks. They didn't have the budget for computer animation, so they instead used puppets. Cheap looking puppets. I've seen YouTube videos with better production values than this movie. It reportedly only cost $20 million to make, but even that seems at least $10 million too high.
I don't have the DVD to compare it to, but the extras on the Blu-ray are better than the movie deserves, at least in quantity. Things start off with the Picture-in-Picture commentary track with the producer and the two writer / directors, who don't say much, and the three main members of the cast, who don't add anything of substance. There are six featurettes starting with Straight from the Ladies, which has three of the female cast members in character talking about the movie. Mostly annoying, but still funnier than G-Thang's Tour of the set. This is How We Do It spends 9-minutes talking about the making of the movie, with pop-up trivia. Girl Fight runs just under 2 minutes, which will disappoint the target audience. Sitting Down With a Stand-Up is 8 minutes with G-Thang, who is not funny, but very talkative. This is a deadly combination. Who's Spoofing Who? spends 4 minutes talking about how many of the people in the movie have been spoofed. The final two extras are Sing Alongs for the two main songs in the movie. Neither of which are funny, and neither of which do I want to hear again. Technically, the movie neither looks nor sounds particularly good for a High Definition release. No bad, but just average.
On a side note, when you movie around the menu, it screams at you. Loudly. This is annoying and I question why it was done.
When Meet the Spartans didn't live up to expectations at the box office, Fox dropped the series only to have Lionsgate pick it up. This was a huge mistake, not only creatively, but also financially. Disaster Movie is one of the worst movies I have ever seen, and I can't recommend the Buy from Amazon for buying, renting, watching for free. Or standing too close to. Run. Run away from the movie and don't stop.
Emergency! - Season Five - Buy from Amazon
We hare halfway through this Jack Webb created TV series, which focuses on the lives of Los Angeles County Fire Dept. Station 51. Great show, but the extras are light. (There's a bonus episode from Adam-12 that features a cameo from some of the cast of this show.) Also, it appears that the film prints have been stored in a garbage dump for the past three decades, because the audio / video quality is again below acceptable standards at times.
The Express - Buy from Amazon: DVD or Blu-ray
An inspirational sports story based on real life events. Usually these movies are very reliable at the box office, but this one bombed hard. The reviews were better than most films, and the DVD has better than expected extras (audio commentary track, deleted scenes, and four featurettes). Meanwhile, the Blu-ray has these extras and a featurette on the 50th anniversary of Syracuse's National Championship and the disc is BD-Live enabled. However, it also costs more than 50% than the DVD. The movie is worth checking out, and picking up over just renting, but I'm not sure the Blu-ray is worth the extra money. It is too close to call.
Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention - In the 1960's - Buy from Amazon
Adocumentary about musician and composer Frank Zappa, who is arguably one of the most influential American musicians, ever. The 2-hour film contains a lot of rare footage and interviews with is bandmates and others, and is a must have for fans of the artist or musical historians.
Ghost - Special Edition - Buy from Amazon
A re-release of the DVD that I reviewed when it originally came out in 2007. The fact that this re-release is the seventh best seller on this week's list (according to Amazon) just shows how slow of a week it is.
Girls' Night In - Buy from Amazon: 13 Going on 30, 13 Going on 30 (Blu-ray), 50 First Dates, 50 First Dates (Blu-ray), Blonde Ambition, Bye Bye Birdie, Center Stage, Click, Click (Blu-ray), Cruel Intentions, Cruel Intentions (Blu-ray), Dick, Funny Girl, Hitch, Hitch (Blu-ray), Ice Castles, Only You, Rent, Rent (Blu-ray), Stomp the Yard, Stomp the Yard (Blu-ray), and You Got Served
This week Sony is releasing a line of Girls' Night In DVD and Blu-ray from 15 movies. Some of these are award winning movies, like Funny Girl. Others, like Hitch and 13 Going on 30 are fun 'Chick Flicks'. Others, like You Got Served, have no business in this collection.
Henry Poole is Here - Buy from Amazon: DVD or Blu-ray
Luke Wilson plays Henry Poole, who we meet buying a home from a
real estate lady, and insisting on paying full price. He doesn't plan on staying there long, but he wants to stay there alone. His plans go awry when a neighbor (Adriana Barraza) sees what she thinks is the face of God in a stain on the stucco of his new house. Far from being left alone, Henry Poole is drawn into the lives of all of his neighbors, including a single mother and her daughter that lives next door, the aforementioned nosey neighbor, and even a nearsighted young lady who works at the grocery store he frequents.
A movie about a man without faith surrounded by true believers could work either as an edgy comedy or as a philosophical drama. What it doesn't work as is a preachy, maudlin mess, which is exactly what we have here. It's a movie about faith where the evidence is presented in a ham-fisted way destroying any ambiguity. It doesn't take faith to accept valid evidence, so this hurt the cause of the filmmakers. At one point Patience, the nearsighted grocery clerk, touches the face of God and suddenly she has perfect 20/20 vision. When she describes the event as a miracle, Henry Poole recoils from that word, but she says, "Come on, Mr. Poole, what else could this be?" Bad writing. That's what this is. Also, this bad writing was too often delivered in a clumsy way, usually with close-ups of a character's face while they delivered an emotional speech, complete with tears. (Also, you should only have one scene with a character wandering around while the audience listens to a lyrically appropriate song. One. Anymore and they lose their effectiveness and quickly turn to self-parody.) This is a shame, because with a more deft touch, and a lot less predictability, it could have a good movie. I certainly liked some of the performances. For instance, newcomer Rachel Seiferth was great in the film, and I hope she has a long career ahead of her.
Extras start with two audio commentary tracks, both with the director. In the first he is joined by the writer and they talk about story elements, while in the second he is joined by the D.P. and they talk about the more technical aspects of making the movie. There are 31 minutes of deleted scenes (with audio commentary track), much of which deals with the life of Henry Poole that he had before he found out he had a terminal disease. There is a 16-minute long making of featurette and a music video. The Blu-ray is BD-Live enabled; however, there are nothing online at the moment. Also, currently on Amazon the Blu-ray is actually cheaper than the DVD by a significant margin.
Henry Poole is Here is a movie with a lot of flaws from the heavy-handed script to the overuse of music video like music sequences. Extras on the DVD and the Blu-ray are better than expected, but I can't rate this one past a rental. Even a rental is being very generous here.
Igor - Buy from Amazon: DVD or Blu-ray
A CG animated film released this past September, which is a bad month to release a movie. It opened with weak reviews and went nowhere at the box office. Neither the DVD nor the Blu-ray screeners have arrived yet, and I will go into more detail when they do. However, it doesn't appear that the extras are particularly strong, while the Blu-ray doesn't do much to make the 40% premium worth it.
Jonathan Creek - Season Three - Buy from Amazon
The penultimate season for this British mystery series starring Caroline Quentin as an investigative journalist and Alan Davies as an inventor for stage magician. Anthony Head was supposed to star as said stage magician, but when he got the role on Buffy, he left. Even so, it is still a great show to watch, especially for those who like their mystery shows closer to the brain twister puzzles, and less police procedural.
Max Payne - Buy from Amazon: Single-Disc, 2-Disc, or Blu-ray
The latest video game adaptation
stars Mark Wahlberg as the titular character. The movie earned terrible reviews while it made enough at the box office to be considered a midlevel hit. As for the home market releases, I should be receiving my screeners shortly, and I will go into more detail when they arrive. My initial reaction is a rental, at the most, while the Blu-ray is a better value than the DVD.
- C.S.Strowbridge
Date posted: 2009-01-20