Johnny and the Sprites - Meet the Sprites - Buy from Amazon
Johnny and the Sprites makes its home market debut with the DVD that features 5 11-minute episodes full of colorful characters, plenty of songs, and a few life lessons.
John Tartaglia stars as Johnny, a songwriter who moves into his uncles cottage only to discover there are sprites living in his garden. There's Ginger, the Air Sprite; Lily, the Water Sprite; and Basil, the Earth Sprite. (I guess there's no fire sprite because they don't want kids to light things on fire.) Others on the show include Root, the youngest Sprite and Sage the oldest and wisest of the Sprites. Episodes on the DVD include Ginger's Antenna Dilemma, where Ginger discovers her antenna are too curly and thinks she's a freak, Where's the Water, Lily? where Lily has to figure out where the water has gone, Basil's Band where Basil decides to form a boy band, and others. Each one has a song for the kids and a lesson for them to learn and should entertain its target audience. In a nice twist, they only play the theme song once on the DVD, which prevents it from being repetitive. In fact, there's not a lot here that is repetitive, which is the biggest sin committed by kids' shows.
As for the extras, there is a bonus song and the five 5-minute shorts that got the show started. Additionally, you can watch everything, the episodes, the bonus song, and the shorts with the lyrics on the screen for a sing along.
Johnny and the Sprites has proven to be very popular with preschoolers growing from 5-minute shorts to full episodes and Meet the Sprites should please fans of the show. The DVD has roughly 75 minutes worth of programming, as well as a sing along feature for its trademark songs. Worth picking up.
Life After People - Buy from Amazon
A TV documentary about what would happen to the Earth after humans are gone. (I guess that depends heavily on how many other species we take down before we go.) What should have been an interesting show was overdone and relied on forced drama instead of just relying on the scientific facts. A wasted opportunity.
The Lost - Buy from Amazon
Marc Senter stars as Ray Pye, a charming sociopath who, on a whim, decides to kill two women. But while he is able to intimidate his friends into helping him cover up these killings, the cops are always on to him and it is only a matter of time before his past catches up with him. The movie was made in 2005 and has been stuck in development hell for a long time, but it is now coming out on DVD. However, the subject matter will turn off most moviegoers and there's not enough blood and guts to draw in gorehounds.
Love in the Time of Cholera - Buy from Amazon
Based on a book that many have called unfilmable, and it appears they might have been right. The movie is a mess, but a mess with some great cinematography and there are those who did find the movie romantic in its own way. The DVD just has the basic extras (audio commentary track, deleted scenes, and making of featurette), and I can only recommend a rental.
Married... With Children - The Complete Eighth Season - Buy from Amazon
Wow, the Reverse Shark Jump. This is something very, very few shows have been able to pull off, but Married... With Children was able to do it in season eight. In the previous season, the show added Seven, which was their version of Cousin Oliver and made season seven the worst of the show's run. However, season eight starts and Seven is nowhere to be seen. Woo hoo! The show is not as good as the first few years, but fans will be happy to see No Ma'am in action while there are several other classic shows. Worth picking up even with a featureless 3-disc set.
McHale's Navy - Season Three - Buy from Amazon
A military life show that has more con men than combat. All 36 episodes from the penultimate season are on this 5-disc set, but sadly there are no extras.
Revolver - Buy from Amazon
Guy Ritchie's first film since Swept Away, which was widely regarded as one of the worst movies of 2002. Revolver won't suffer the same fate, but it also won't be seen by as many people. The film has a lot in common with his earlier films like Snatch and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, but the script seems confusing and confused while the other films' twists seemed more finely crafted. Extras on the DVD are better than expected with an audio commentary track, deleted scenes, making-of featurette, another featurette on the music, and a final one on the concepts in the movie. (On the one hand, it is nice that they spent so much of the DVD trying to explain the movie. On the other hand, the movie should be able to survive on its own.) For fans of Guy Ritchie, it could be worth a rental; however, that's as far as I can go.
The Seeker: The Dark is Rising - Buy from Amazon
One of many, many, many fantasy films with kids as the protagonists that have come out in the wake of Harry Potter. Most simply don't work. Sadly, this film is among that group. In fact, it nearly set records for box office ineptitude for a saturation level release (films opening in 3,000 theater or more). So it comes as no surprise that the DVD is devoid of extras. A sad end to what could have been a strong franchise -- the novel was certainly cinematic enough.
Shemp Cocktail - A Toast To The Original Stooge - Buy from Amazon
A 2-disc, 5-hour spotlight on Shemp that has short films, including his solo work, work with the Stooges, and work with other comedy teams like Abbott & Costello. The DVD even has some of his dramatic work and a documentary on the man. An excellent DVD that is easily worth picking up for fans as they wait for the chronological collection they so desperately want.
Southland Tales - Buy from Amazon
The writer and director of Donnie Darko returns six years later with Southland Tales. There was a lot of anticipation for the movie, but it was delayed several times before being dumped in "select cities." Needless to say, it did about as well as most such release do. Its box office performance was certainly worse than its reviews, although it is still a bit of a mess. There are too many story elements here (political satire, religious allegory, conspiracy theories), as well as too many characters (The Boxer who lost his memory, the porn star trying to get a reality TV series, the politician's daughter, the rebels, the head of big brother national security corporation, and the narrator). The film just can't handle the weight. Also, with so many characters, the cast it too big and it is almost like stunt casting and becomes distracting at times. It is still worth checking out, but with a rather bare-bones DVD (just a 34-minute making-of featurette and a 9-minute cartoon), for most people a rental will suffice. Other will want to watch the movie again and again to try and decipher all of it, but definitely try before you buy.
Steep - Buy from Amazon
A documentary about extreme skiing that features great cinematography, but not enough of anything else to really work for anyone who isn't already a fan of the sport.
The Untouchables - Season Two - Volume 1 - Buy from Amazon
A TV series from the late 50s to the early 60s that takes a look at the exploits of Special Agent Eliot Ness who battled Al Capone and other crime bosses in 1930s Chicago. Like the first season, season two was nominated for three Emmys, but didn't win any. It is still a good season, if a little over the top at times, and fans should check it out. The splitting of the season into two volumes and the lack of extras is disappointing, but understandable.
The Wild Wild West - Season Four - Buy from Amazon
The fourth and final season of this series, which was canceled due to the level of violence and not declining ratings... Wow, like that would ever happen today. In fact, today it is more likely the network would ask for more violence to boost declining ratings. Good news, this means the show ended before it became stale and anyone who enjoyed the previous releases should pick up this 6-disc set as well.
Wrestlemaniac - Buy from Amazon
Wrestlemaniac is a low-budget
Teenage Slasher about a
porn crew who go to
Mexico to make a movie but come under attack from an
insane Mexican Wrestler.
... Oh boy.
No one will mistake this movie for an Oscar masterpiece and all it is, is an exercise in low expectation cinema. It's generic to the point of where using that term seems a gross understatement. The lead characters, a.k.a., the victims, are nondescript at best and completely irritating at worst. The villain might be a draw for fans of wrestling, but looked silly to me. The plot is predictable and nonsensical and there are no twists and turns to keep the viewer interested. All it offers is the prospect of blood and boobs. Sadly it doesn't really deliver there. For a porn shoot, there's almost no nudity, there are only six people to kill off, and two of those deaths happen off-screen. There's just not enough here to recommend. There are mitigating circumstance, but we will get to those in a second.
As for the extras, they are better than expected starting with an audio commentary track featuring writer / director / producer Jesse Baget, D.P. Tabbert Fiiller, and actor Adam Huss. One of the first things they talk about is how the movie was originally set in an abandoned mental institute but two days before filming was to start, they lost their location. Because of this, the script had to be modified at the last minute and was never completed with the new location in mind. It shows. The filmmakers decided to go for more over the top camp because of this, but you can't aim for camp, it just happens, and trying to be campy almost never works. The only other extra is a behind-the-scenes featurette that runs 5:30, but it lacks context and therefore replay value.
Wrestlemaniac is a technically strong film and looks good, especially for its budget. However, almost every other aspect of the movie is below adequate. Perhaps had they not had to make so many last-minute changes, the movie would have worked better, but I can't recommend a film based on what could have been. That said, the next movie these filmmakers work on should be much better, and hopefully that's a movie I will be able to recommend.
- C.S.Strowbridge
Date posted: 2008-03-18